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StiTches 'n Bones
TBD
Trainer
Lady Gwennie Fear
Gwennie says:
Dream-
Believe-
Achieve-
Trainer
Frankie Facebreaker
Handbag swingin’, sock gettin’, confrontational nonchalance
since 2023
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Hello Spitty
Skating is like a very aggressive, very chaotic dance that you just gotta lean into
Since 2020
Venom
TBD
Since 2023
Sock it Wench
It's hard to beat a person who never gives up
-Babe Ruth
Advanced
Green Machine
Powered by plants!
Advanced
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Mama Crass
We're all of us a million bits put together the right way.
- Chuck Palahniuk
Advanced
Matzo Brawl
TBD
Advanced
Goose
TBD
Since 2024
Ariana adams
TBD
Since 2024
Betty Merckx
"You have to be brave to be bad at something new" -Cyclist Allison Jackson
Trainer
Killiams
TBD
Captain
Super Nova
TBD
Advanced
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OliPop
TBD
Advanced
Terror Firma
TBD
Advanced
Ruh Roh
Everyone has a plan till they get punched in the face
Advanced
Malicious
TBD
Advanced
Ragna Roxxie
Glory or defeat, Valhal awaits!
Advanced
Drisser
TBD
Advanced
Captain Painway
TBD
Since 2024
Blade Maiden
"Fear tastes like a rusty knife and do not let her into your house."
Trainer
Rebel Appliance
I find your lack of puns disturbing
Captain
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Goblin Breakfast
I do love gobbling breakfast... my favorite is toast and JAAAAMMM!
since 2023
Roto Ho Thresher
TBD
Advanced
Slay'd Marrian
TBD
Advanced
Mountain Pony
Don't be fooled: ponies are cute... but they can bite and kick the sh*t out of you
Advanced
Clobber Her
TBD
since 2023
SkullDuggery
TBD
Advanced
Smurf
TBD
Since 2024
Syrus
TBD
Since 2024
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